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| Subject: Cav's Daily Journal Sat May 15, 2010 9:06 pm | |
| Here I will write my daily life, not edited. Also note that it will have language, so read at your own risk. Don't blame me if you get in trouble. ( )=Notes May 16th(I think) - Spoiler:
The day starts out with me waking up.(No durr) I set out for the living room, my eyes closed. I crash into a bunch of stuff. I made myself some toast(the only edible thing I can make) and give it to the dog. This may sound weird, but my dog isn't affected by it due to some diesease, so yeah. I go back to bed to sleep some more when an asian friend of mine calls me. "CARLOS(Smexy name, no?) ! CARLOS!" he says in his little man crossed with a little boy voice. "Damnit, Alfred. I don't want to hear about Dezeray, Stephanie, Emily, Faith, Lucy, or Melissa (Just a few of the girls he likes.) anymore."I reply. "
"HEY. Shut up! (His catch phrase) I don't like Melissa anymore! Anyways, did you hear abou-" "Or Kimmy." "SHUT UP!" "El. Oh. El." "Hey! Don't you "El-Oh-El" me!" "Alright, alright. What do ya' want?" "Your mom." "Har har. Seriously." "You know Jed's moving?" "Yes." "Oh. Did you know that Emily takes baths instead of sho-" I hang up. (That's right kids, my friend is an actual stalker. I found that out in 4th grade.) My little sister yells, "Who calls at seven o'clock in the morning?!" "You do." I reply. Silence. I won already. Nothing else to do, so I play Xbox Live for three hours straight. At ten, my sister comes up and turns off the Xbox. "Damnit, I just got promoted to Senior Master Sargeant 3rd class!" She replies, "No more Call of Duty. My turn to play on the Wii." I grumble. "Hey, Alfred was at the door." I winced. (OSHI-)I run over to the door, to see if he brought any pictures of the girls(This scares me because I have over-protective parents). He wasn't there. I feel stupid and then get on the computer. I go to Y8.com and play swords n' sandals(which I suck at...). I later work on my HDW Tsuna sheet(after continously failing to beat the third gladiator in SnS), but fail to make a good Zero Point break through: custom. So I work on a peon Sprite for 5q's pokemon game. I get on Blitz and the XAT, but not to active on it(XAT). Ask 5q what happened. My sister (a few hours later) opens the door, releasing the beast. My dog runs around in circles then jumps on the wall and runs. On the freakin' wall. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE THAT DOG?"I ask my sister. "I gave em' some cookies and coffé to wake him up." I looked likev an insane, amazed, andscared smiley all rolled up in one. I open the garage door as the sugar-high beast runs towards it. It jumps, trying to jump over the door(this all happens on the wall, the dog's actions, I mean). I crashes into the door and as I hear the crash, I slam the door and hear nothing. I cautiously open the door. Our puching bag had rips in it and our dog was on top of it, scratching the chains that held the punching bag up. I close the door. By the time it's all over, my sister is on the PC. I take a breath. I go and play XL(Xbox Live).My connection screwed up after the first three minutes passed and we had to try again. Only this time, the host ended it. In joined another, but all the guys we're swearing like mad. So I quit that match. You kinda expect that once I find a decent server, something'll happen. Wrong. I played on it for a full hour before being called to dinner. I called Alfred afterwards. "ALFRED! ALFFRREEDD!" "WHAT HAPPENED!?" MELISSA CALLED ME AND SAID SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!" "AW MAN!NO FUC*IN' WAY!!! " "YES WAY." "REALLY?" "No, you idiot. We're just friends and wanted to prove that you still like her." "You bit-" "Uh... hang on.." "The hell?" "It's Emily." "Your sister?" "The one you like. Oh, wait. That's both." "SHUT UP! Anyways, really?" "... Idiot." I hang up. I tell my sister that our dog is on top the punching bag. She goes to the garage and I shut the door, quietly. "That outta stall her... " I thought. So I get on XAT and work on the peon sprite until dinner. "Where's Emily?" my mom asks. "The garage." She looked confused then wen outside. I played some XL, then got on XAT again. I left XAT after multiple things happen(ask 5qwerty) and continue to work on the peon sprite until now. This took me about thirty minutes to type and I am still typing.
May 17th - Spoiler:
I wake up as I fall of the bed. Damn. Monday. I get breakfast and my mom takes me to Samuel(a friend)'s house. I check inside their van(when I get there) to look for Samuel's big, fat, ugly, homo, greedy... you get the point. I see her through the window(she's in a front seat) seeming to rape their dog(she seriously loves it more than her mom). I walk inside Samuel's house and wait to leave. At school, I see Alfred trying to decide if he should talk to Emily or not. I watch him decide to walk off. First period: science. I talk to Elijah and Dominique(friends). Dominique turns and says, "Trust fall." He leans backwards and falls in my direction. I sidestep and say, "Trust whom?" Dominique says,"$H!7!" and it happens that Kimmy was walking behind him. "Woah!" and they both fall. Dominique gets up and says to Kimmy, "Sorry 'bout that." and helps her get up. She blushes and says, "Thanks." Too bad Alfred, I think. Dominique is already beating you. When he turns I snicker, "Aw. How cute." He looked pissed, so I moved to the right really quick. A fist was there half a second later. As I barely dodged the hit, I saw Kimmy looking back. After class, Alfred went over and said, " Hey. You know Windi likes you?" I slap him and say, "Like Hel* I'm falling for that. With a red cheek he replies, "I'm serious!" Another slap shut him up. Second: reading. We read some short story named "Master Frog." Summary, a woman gives birth to a frog. He works his way in his village and one day says to his mother, "Mother, I wish to marry princess Chu." His mother is surprised. Later on, he visits the king. He says he wants to merry his daughter. The king, having three brings them all to humor him. He asks his daughters if they wanted to marry Master Frog. The two older sisters say a bunch of messed up stuff, and Chu says nothing, being the quiet, shy one. MF says he wants to marry Chu. The king gets pissed of, realizing MF was serious the whole time. MF calls on his army of nature and scares them Chu gives in and marries him. She finds him to be friendly, kewl, and stuff. One morning, Chu finds the dead body of MF. She cries and then she sees a handsome guy. She gets angry at him, then the guy says, "Dearest, it is I. I am a fairy. I have come from Fairyland to make my fortune. The frog skin is merely a shell. Still, it must stay safe or I will have to go back to Fairyland." Everyone but Chu's sisters are happy. They get frogs and try to make princes come out of them. When it doesn't happen, they get pissed, kill the frogs, then burn MF's skin. They drug Chu and dropher in the ocean. MF comes back, the master of Fairyland let him live there until his human life is over. MF goes to the ocean to save Chu. He meets the Water Dragon Emporer. He has his wife and WDE gives MF Chu. They live happily ever after. Third: Band. Nothing to note. Lunch: Nothing. Fourth: English. I sit next to Clay, the Class clown. He stretches his arm and then rests his hand on my head. I say, "That sir,(slight pause) is rape." Fifth: Gym. As we dress out, Juan(class gay guy) starts saying, "Yo mama wants these balls." I mutter, "You want em' too, don' cha'?" We run. And Run. And RUN. After dressing out, I see Juan kicking some girls. I walk over there and grab his shoulder. "Hey," I say casually. I kick where his joints in the leg meet, then as he tries to gain balance, I throw em' down. "Don't ever hit a girl." I say. "EVER." He scrambles up and runs away. "Hey..." a girl's voice says. I turn my head. It's Faith. "That was a cool thing ou did there." She says. I shrug. I said, "I was gonna do it anyways." She smiles we have a small chat until Seventh. Seventh: math. Clay wouldn't shut up and Robby says, "Clay, I will kill you in your sleep with a fork." He shuts up. Clay puts his hand on my hand and I say emotionless, "Sir, I will kill you in your sleep with a fork." Eighth: History. Nothing to note. AFTER SCHOOL. I was walking when I heard two voices calling me. Suddenl, I was flanked by Melissa and Victoria, her friend. "Well, wevhadn't had a chat alone since fifth grade." I say. Victoria looked confused. Melissa said, "It was me and him alone walking from school." Victoria gave a sly smile. I gave her the say-anything-and-I'll-kill-you-in-your-sleep look. I looked back at Melissa. We all had a decent chat home.
May 18th (Yes, I remember) - Spoiler:
"HO SHI*!" I hear. I respond, "GAH!" and fall out of my bed. Damn phone. "ALFRED, YOU @$$." I yell into the phone. Iunno how he even connected with us. "Did we have homework?" was his only response. "Shi-" I try to say, but then my mom wakes up. "You're up early. Alfred?" "Alfred." She sighs," Again... Well get ready." I turn back to the phone and say, "Lemme check if we have any." "Hurry up." "That's what she said." I say hanging up. I check and no homework. I don't bother calling Alfred again. So we repeat the process of the morning. Get ready. Leave. Samuel's house. Ugly sister-thing in front. Leave for school. Make fun of all things Alfred(you may think of it as bad, but if you knew him in real life, you would do the same. It's kinda like Demi). Go to first period. Science- I walk in and see Dominique on crutches. I say, "What the hell did you do this time?" He walks up and says, "Your mom." I do the ":3" face. "Anyways, let me get on the crutches." "Sure, I don't even need 'em."(even though he has a cast on his leg) he says. I do a big jump and let go of the crutches. I land wobbly.Dominique walks over to the crutches and picks them up. "Told you I didn't need 'em." I reply go, "Meow." Elijah joins in. "Um, what's the answer to number 2, 5, 6?" "Incorrect grammar," is my reply. "That's not an answer choice." We stare at him. "Can't take a joke?" he says. Reading: "Damn." I say. Around 21 of the students are gone, including the teacher, so only 6 are actually here. Clay says, "Watch your language mister." I look at him. "I'm tempted to make twenty-five jokes outta' that." I say. He shuts up. Tristan brought cards. We play poker, and I lose every time. "I suck at cards. Let's play... Sorry." So everyone shuts up. "No." they say in usion. ;-; Band- "BUT I WANT TO KEEP SHEILAAAA." Keith says. "Sheila" is his baritone/euphoneum. We turned in our instruments, and Keith has kept this Sheila joke the whole year. I'm not sure if he's kidding anymore. He was in the beginning of the year, though. English- Still no teacher, no only 5 students. Clay starts rapping about people. He says somethign like this, "Carlos has vision trouble, I think he hurt them jumpin' tha' border." I say, "Real men don't jump borders, Clay." "So you're legit?" "Yeah." "Dude, that's Legit." After that, Clay made "Legit" replace awesome for himself. P. E.- Of course Juan is making girls pissed off. One gets up and tells him to shut up, and she's shorter than him(that's really short). She tells him to shut up. He continues. She knees his stomache, then pushes him to the ground. Everyone but the teacher saw it. I count off, "All together now..." "DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMM."(Damn) Then Juan had even LESS respect. So this was the best P.E. yet. Math- Nothing to note. History- Nothing, again.
I walked home with Alfred, showing him how many girls don't like him, or know him. Of course he got pissed.
May 19th - Spoiler:
Same morning process. Only no Alfred. I put him on hold. Science- BJ, the shortest kid in our class got on Dominiques crutches and went flying about ten feet. Elijah was drawing what was suppose to be Master Chief's helmet(first halo), which just looked like a peice of paper with random scratches on it. I worked on my drawing, finished, but had no colors. Who needs colors? I use a pencil to add bad shading, but it still looked incomplete. "Alfred!" I whisper. "Huh?" "Colored pencils!" "What?" "Colored pencils!" "Um.. Wha-" "COLORED PENCILS, DAMNIT!" I yell. I was lucky there was no teacher. Kimmy, Elijah, and Dominique stared at me. I stared at them. "What?" Reading- "I say to everyone that was not there yesterday, "You missed it!" They ALL say, "Missed what?" I snicker. "Nothing." Wow. They actually fell for something like that. Tristan yells, "CARLOS LOST POKER EVERY TIME WE PLAYED." I stare at him, pretty sure my eye is twitching. Clay said, "I though Mexicans were suppose to be good at Poker." "Let's play BS, Clay..." Band- Nothing to note. English- We got on labtops and searched google for images for Tom Sawyer. We found some really messed up things. Luckily, no teacher. Still, the computers were monitored, so when I searched firemen, I'm pretty sure the gut got a nosebleed like I did. What sucks is there's a girl next to me and she sees the pictures. She's gonna yell... P. E.- "JUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN." Jessie(guy) said. "What?" "GOT SMACKED BY A GIRL!!" Everyone kinda laughed. We played choice day. I got a basketball and hit every other basket ball that wasn't mine. So I pissed people off. :wee: Math-"Shi- I forgot my homework." "Sucks for you." "That's what she said." I stared at him. "Really?" "YO MAMMA SO FAT, SHE-" I stare at him again. "I could own you in a "Yo mamma joke right now, but it isn't worth it." He starts to say something when we hear, "Your mom is like a brick. She's flat on all sides and gets laid by -" He sees all the Mexicans looking at Clay. He doesn't risk it. History- "Alfred? What're you doing here?" "I got transfered to honors classes." I point to the door. "That, sir, is the way you get out with a mouth." He leaves.
May 20th: - Spoiler:
Morning process. Science: "OH GAWD!" I scream, all bloody murder. I stare at Alfred's horrid face drawing of a table. "There's no shading, the lines suck DBZ( Dragon Ballz), and, it's just bad. Dominique was about to pipe in when Ms.Briniger started teaching. She was teaching about love and affection. She asked, "True love usually happens during adulthood, but I know some of you already think or know you are, and want to marry them when they grow up. Who are you people?" Alfred, Kimmy, Dominique, Jerry, and Alhora(Ul-OR-ah) raise there hands. I look back at Kimmy and Dominique. I give a sly smile, probably wrong, but they seem to be cute together. Without the crutches of course. I say, "Alfred, put your hand down. You can't decide between the fifthteen girls you like." He stared at me. "Shut up." he tried to say. Reading- I was talking with Jed, and all of a sudden, I said, "My stalker senses are tingling. Alfred's head popped out the door, and said, "I'll get you back." He leaves. I turn back to Jed. "Told you." Band- "Oh Em Gee!" I say, trying to figure out the reason girls say it. All of a sudden Keith starts spamming "lol" so I ask, "You know what "lol" means right?" He stares. "Yes." Mr. Brown starts talking. So does another girl. "Alexis, stop talking." Mr. B says. "Who, me?" is her response. "Yes, you." he says. "Who, me?" she repeats. "Anyways-" Mr. B tries to continue. "Me?" Alexis asks again. "Yes, now please be quiet." he finishes. "Me?" "Yes..."he sighs. "Oh, okay." She starts giggling. "Stop." She does. Twenty seconds later, she giggles again. "Here, I got a room for you to giggle all you want."he says. Her response, "Oh, fer' reals?" "Yes." she starts giggling as he leads her into a small room. He walks out and shuts the door. She's still giggling. English-Nothing. P. E.- A guy walks up, grabs my shoulder, and says, "89 percent of all rape starts out with someone touching someone else's shoulder." Silence. I say, "Omigod, I LOVE YOU.-No-I'm-kiddin'." (- means I say it fast) Math- Clay asks, "Can you tell me what's number 5?" I look at him. "Hell no." His response, "Don't use such foul language. And why the hell not?" History- Nothing. After torture school-I end up walking with a Melissa and Alfred. "Pretty hot outside..." I remember Lito's sig, - SK wrote:
- Cold doesn't stop real men, Toku.
I basically repeat, "Heat doesn't stop real men, Alfred."
May 21st - Spoiler:
Oh man... I don't feel good. My mom comes up and checks my temp. I have a fever. Hey, no school. :wee: So, not much to write about, but.... I try to go back to sleep, but my sister can't make cereal without making a racket, and if she does, it's a sign something bad'll happen. So as soon as my sister goes to school, I hear my dog whine. My mom lets it in. As if it was one sugar again, it runs over EVERYTHING. I can't blame her, since you hasn't seen us since she ran all over last time. Good thing I'm in my room. I play some Xbox. Do some homework I didn't do. That's my day.
May 22nd - Spoiler:
Still sick...
May 23rd - Spoiler:
I dun feel good or bad. Hey, no school still. Yus. Alfred ring the door bell. He has paper. I open the door. "Here's the homework... Just do-" "DAMNIT." I say. I hate school. "Oh yeah, thanks for the pic." He says. I reply, "Want to help make a game?" He turns. "Sure." Hey, I recruited someone for the RPG. :3
May 24th - Spoiler:
I went to my cousins. Gabriel came and he saw Danny's African pillow. He says, "Oh, hello Awpu." Danny looks at him. His response, "Apu, Apu!" He grabs a long stick. "OSHI-" He starts chasing us. We eventually run outside. We run so fast, but he knows his neighbor hood. It's like in those nightmares that you can run, but you always get caught. It was like that, but once he caught us, we got away. It was like this the whole day. Other than when we got on the computer.
May 25th - Spoiler:
SAME DAMN MORNING PROCESS. Science- "DAMNIT ALFRED." I scream at his face. He looks confused. "What'd I do this time?" He asks. Dominique over hears. "Your mom." he says. I stare at him. "Alright, that one's old." He shrugs, which causes him to not be in control of his crutches for some reason. So, he falls. "THIS ISN'T A TEST!" he yells. I reply, "Oh." By then, he's already on the floor. There's a guy pissed at me + crutches even though he doesn't need them= Shi- I bolt behind Alfred's back. I scream, "ALFRED SHEILD." Alfred looks scared. I see a crutch moving through the air, but Alfred doesn't. BAM. "Oh, hey a text book." I say, covering Alfred's head with a science book. I say, "Hey Kimmy." Dominique turns, afraid he'll get caught(I suppose...) "RUN!" I scream. No real point in running. If he runs without the crutches, the teachers'll get curious. Reading- Ms. Barker's doing the announcements today. Clay won't shut up, either. When she gets on, Clay looks at the TV and says, "I'm expecting her to say, 'Stop talking Clay!" even though she's nowhere near the classroom. Ms. Barker speaks up. Clay does, too. "Today we're having... Stop talking Clay." I'm not joking either, she really said that. Clay looks at the TV. "S'rite Clay. I can hear you all the way down here." Clay gets scared. I bet 45% of the school is afraid that Ms. Barker has ultra sonic hearing or something like that. I found out that Ms. Barker left a walkie talkie on in her chair so she could hear the whole thing with her receiver(it was on her ear). Band- NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN BAND. Except today. Robby feel asleep, so the two directors got the bass drums and the symbols and... "One and two and three and..." BAANNNGGGG. It was so loud! Robby knocked down a whole bunch of instruments, but the good thing was that they were in there cases. English- Mrs. Breedlove announced that we we're gonna have a special day. A relaxing day. Woot. :3 P. E.- Oshi- Nothing to note. Math- Oshi- "CLAY." "What?" "... You misspelled "summer." "What does it say?" " Sumener." "No way." "Yes way." "Oh. El- oh- el." "No. Learn to spell." "Grammar nazi." "This is spelling." "BS." History- "BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS" "Damnit, shut up Clay." "BSBSBSBSBSB BE E-" The teacher pipes in. "CLAY." "Alright, I'll stop."
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Sun May 16, 2010 9:02 pm | |
| UPDATE! Added Today's entry. | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Mon May 17, 2010 8:03 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Tue May 18, 2010 3:06 pm | |
| - 5qwerty wrote:
- Spoiler won't open.
Click on the letters, "Spoiler". That works. | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Tue May 18, 2010 7:38 pm | |
| Dude, that was funny. Your best friend seriously likes your little sister? | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Tue May 18, 2010 7:49 pm | |
| - ゼロマキシ-Zeromaximus-零马克西姆斯 wrote:
- Dude, that was funny. Your best friend seriously likes your little sister?
Well, he thought she was older, but still a little after I actually showed her to him, he liked her for a slight time(a day), but then again, she's developing breasts. | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Tue May 18, 2010 7:51 pm | |
| - cav10281 wrote:
- ゼロマキシ-Zeromaximus-零马克西姆斯 wrote:
- Dude, that was funny. Your best friend seriously likes your little sister?
Well, he thought she was older, but still a little after I actually showed her to him, he liked her for a slight time(a day), but then again, she's developing breasts. That post had a little too much information... I had a very bad mental picture come to my head. | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Thu May 20, 2010 6:45 pm | |
| Er, sorry. Added Monday. I'll only add school on week days and my walk home. | |
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| Subject: Re: Cav's Daily Journal Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:54 pm | |
| Yus. I'll restart this Journal thing when school starts, everything'll be hectic. | |
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